Friday, November 12, 2004

Old Jokes Home....

Im really sorry, actually no, fuck you all, I'm not..............................

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other bloke whips out his phone and calls the emergency services."My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.

"Calm down, I can help," the operator says. "First, let's make sure he's dead."

Silence, then a shot.

"Okay, now what?"

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