Mail this one home.
A fashion show in the South of France.
The climax of the show was a model in a heavy chain-metal dress parading around the gardens of the villa. Unfortunately, the dress was so heavy she toppled over and fell into the swimming pool. Even more unfortunately, a party guest told PopBitch (an evil celebrity goss webmag I subscribe to), the dress was so heavy that, before anyone could lift her out, the model sank - and drowned.
The Human Race is over, and the Humans lost.
Have a good weekend, I'll see you all back here Monday, or else the UN will write you an angy letter........
Peace and Hope